*So I am drawing the kids bath last night and I am bent over the edge of the tub and my daughter is behind me and she tells me, "Mom your butt is really big! Not like Daddy's butt, his is small."  I thank her, because that is what all women want to hear. ha ha She then proceeds to tell me how her butt is small, not like mine! Alright, at this point I've heard enough, I am convinced she thinks my butt is big.  The funny part is, I hardly have a butt at all ha ha!!  I could really use some more booty, it's a little flat and going south, but oh well.

I've been battling lately with Jersey's newfound bad habit, bitch slapping her brother!  I don't know why she  does it.  Sometimes doesn't even appear to be mad, he comes to me crying about her slapping his face and I go and look at her and she's watching TV.  It makes me wonder if she is really always hitting him when he comes to me. I have seen her do it though so I know he's not totally making it up.  I put her in timeout and sometimes threaten to do it to her, to make her understand it is not nice.  I am hoping this is one of those phases that will be over with in the next couple of weeks.   She is usually just frustrated with his behavior but I need her to find a different way to deal with it!

Last night they were playing this game where one of them would pretend to have died and the other one would come and tell me he/she was dead and then all of a sudden the "dead" one would appear and exclaim "I'm alive!!!"  and they would embrace eachother like they hadn't seen the other one in years!  This went on for like 20 minutes.  The sadness then the elation!  How funny they are.  Jersey decided while they were taking a bath (all three of them) that she liked the phrase baby-babers.  So she starts saying baby-babers about everything!  After about ten minutes of constant baby-babers I was ready to strangle the baby-babers!  I know she gets this whole "word" thing from me but when you hear someone else doing it over and over, it's really annoying.  I hope I'm not that annoying when I'm doing it ha ha.  Someone let me know please if it is!

I think Finley is finally trying to cut a tooth or at least a few!  She is really quite unpleasant!  I'm sure if she could actually speak she would tell me I'm no picnic either but she is driving me crazy!  She is usually so happy most of the time and I can definitely tell you happiness is not the driving force in her days right now!

Well I will blog later as she is becoming increasingly abusive to me and the laptop right now!!